but sir, the gecs outnumber the pilots nearly 5:1
I see so many older lesbians at the post office! Yesterday one walked in while I was shipping off a package, and her face lit up as soon as she saw me! We met eyes and shared the same thought
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The official cast and logo for The Magnus Protocol, courtesy of the kickstarter update.
A link to the arg site is also available!
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newpipe is:
- YouTube without ads
- YouTube with downloads (you can even download the audio by itself!)
- YouTube with subscriptions and playlists without logging in
- completely free.
this is not sponsored newpipe just absolutely fucks
It works with Soundcloud and Bandcamp too holy shit
NEWPIPE DOES NOT HAVE A GOOGLE PLAY ENTRY. GOOGLE PLAY ENTRIES OF NEWPIPE ARE NOT FROM NEWPIPE DEVELOPERS
from the developer github:
“PUTTING NEWPIPE, OR ANY FORK OF IT, INTO THE GOOGLE PLAY STORE VIOLATES THEIR TERMS AND CONDITIONS.”
if you install newpipe from anywhere other than what is listed on their official website, you are not downloading newpipe and may be downloading something malicious. uninstall immediately. I linked the website in the first post because there are people who maliciously insert bad code into all kinds of great apps and then release them somewhere else. there are no ads if you download from newpipe's github, website, or f-droid entry, through the link in the first post.
if you see someone in this post talking about getting ads on their newpipe install, please consider reaching out to them with this information. I know not everyone will see this, and it really sucks to see so many people finding downloads from somewhere other than the official source I posted and accusing newpipe itself of being malicious.
if you have an older phone, try newpipe legacy, linked at the bottom of the website.
I still can't fucking get over how cetaceans adapted to spend their entire lives in the water and just never bothered to redevelop water-breathing. there's motherfuckers who spend an hour or more diving and the evolutionary solution is just "breathe a lot on the surface and then lower your heart rate to a near-hibernation level while actively cruising the seafloor for stuff to eat". totally insane solution to one of the oldest solved problems in biology
Well, there are some good reasons for that.
First, foremost, and Steve Alten be damned, one cannot simply "re-evolve" gills. All the bits and bobs that used to be gills in our water-breathing ancestors are jaw and ear bones now. If some kinda mammal wanted to reacquire the ability to breathe water, it'd have to be from scratch. Evolution is a cheap-ass, so as long as there's a perfectly good set of lungs on that fella, it's not gonna bother to make an entirely new lung-alternative.
Secondly - and psych, this is actually more important - compared to air, water fukken sucks as an oxygen carrier! At its highest, water's potential for holding dissolved oxygen maxes out at 14.6mg/L...for fresh water...at 0°C. Saltwater carries about 7-8mg/L of dissolved oxygen. Good ol' air, meanwhile, holds a whopping 21mg/L of oxygen! Compared to water, that's pure jet fuel! It's just more efficient to go up to the surface for a breath of air and hold it.
TL;DR, mammals don't have the tools to evolve the ability to breathe water and no incentive to do so in the first place.
